The lighter side of food
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy!
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Take it to a scary movie!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets!
What does corn say when it's picked?
Ouch! My ears!
Why did the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
How do you make a soup rich?
Put 14 carrots in it!
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split!
What did one tomato say to the other?
You run ahead; I'll catch up!
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