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The lighter side of food

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arrow bullet What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese!

arrow bullet Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

He felt crummy!

arrow bullet How do you make a strawberry shake?

Take it to a scary movie!

arrow bullet How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

arrow bullet How does the gingerbread man make his bed?

With cookie sheets!

arrow bullet What does corn say when it's picked?

Ouch! My ears!

arrow bullet Why did the lettuce blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

arrow bullet How do you make a soup rich?

Put 14 carrots in it!

arrow bullet What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?

It split!

arrow bullet What did one tomato say to the other?

You run ahead; I'll catch up!

arrow bullet DO YOU HAVE A GOOD FOOD JOKE TO SHARE?
Let us know and we'll post it here!


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